BiffMage's Reviews

[How to be a Guitar Hero]

Hillarious

I especially love the part were you jump off the couch and the t.v. and 360 are off.

[Retarded Animal Babies 17]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

"What is that metric?" Best line ever i'm a bit dissapointed there where no boobs but other that that it was so very AWESOME AWESOME I TELL YOU!!!! keep it coming:D

[MMZ - QFR Part 1 (2/2)]

It was good but 3 facts pissed me off

One was the "Last Swing" it makes me mad cause I seen it in movie so many times its gotten really old. Another was that Even when the fight was over IT WASN't OVER, He had to get transported to another place like come on.

And lastly this didn't pissed me off it sorta ammused me.

Was when there talking it reminded me of old japanese movies lol.
Good effort

Maverick-Hunter-Zero responds:

Well, Zero was near death, and there was nothing he could do to try and stop him.

[KERIXEP+]

Super Fun

This game is great I throughfully enjoyed it as it had the perfect level of difficulty for me without me wanting to through my computer through the window haha :D I haven't played the first but i'll definitely go check it out keep up the good work.

[Post War]

Many a flaw, but still decently fun.

Here's the flaws I had while playing the magician guy.

1. If you move to the bottom of the screen Arrows won't hit you.
2.If you attack first you win, if mob attacks first goodbye all your lives.
3. The first boss I encountered had shorter range then my staff so I just kept hitting him while he punched air.
4.No point in flamethrower or TNT guys, I don't think I was ever hit by one of them.
5. Flamethrower boss how ever was lol hacks and needed a ranged character or somthing to kill.
6.Why does money drops dissapear within like 4 seconds of killing someone, but health drops seem to stay forever?
7. When or if a player dies give them a 2 second invulnerable sheild, or spawn them away from the creeps, I kept finding if I died I lost 2 lives because I'd just keep getting killed because I couldn't move.

I give this a seven due to many glitches but still a fun game, the magic was cool, the graphics were nice, the game did flow smoothly well I beat the piss outta people, and the leveling system wasn't drawn out to ridiculously rank.

Keep making games I'll keep reviewing them
-Biff

[Keyboard Hero:Small Heads]

Pretty Damn Good

THis could be a new innovation for rythm games, People who are complaining probably arn't used to rythm games, because personally I found this to be quite entertaining the music was a bit off but I relize how annoying and hard timeing notes cna be. I not sure if this was just me but when there were lets say 16th it didn't register as much as I hoped for bu that could just be my timing. Also I am using a US Keyboard so I can't give you input there hope to see more in the future. Could there possibly be a site dedicated to this later on or are you gonna keep it strictly newgrounds?

TerdBurgler responds:

I don't really have a website that I could post this on so for the time being, it'll be a Newgrounds Exclusive. I know the syncing gets a little off near the end. The notes are actually perfectly synced before the game is exported but due to natural lag on computers, even an efficient engine will get slightly off when many notes are present. That's why I'm working so hard on a Lag Calibrator which allows people set a custom rate of compensation for lag. This will allow for an equal play experience for people with fast computers that don't get out-of-sync and slower ones that normally have the graphical aspect move faster than the audio.